I'm Gettin' Booked for Christmas
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I stole the jewels right off her head;
Five-O caught up to me.
I hid a body under the bed;
Five-O caught up to me.
I sold my soul to get a drug;
Beat up some dude with my thug;
Between his eyes I put a slug;
Five-O caught up to me.
Oh, I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
Five-O and the fuzz are mad.
I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
‘Cause I’ve been both evil and bad.
I pushed my henchman down the stair;
Five-O caught up to me.
I killed my wife for her affair;
Five-O caught up to me.
Had a bomb I was going to plant;
Smuggled gold inside my pants;
I found a mob boss to supplant;
Five-O caught up to me.
Oh, I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
Five-O and the fuzz are mad.
I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
‘Cause I’ve been both evil and bad.
So follow the law whatever you do 'Cause if you break it, I'm warning you, Steve will book ya for Christmas.
Five-O caught up to me.
I hid a body under the bed;
Five-O caught up to me.
I sold my soul to get a drug;
Beat up some dude with my thug;
Between his eyes I put a slug;
Five-O caught up to me.
Oh, I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
Five-O and the fuzz are mad.
I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
‘Cause I’ve been both evil and bad.
I pushed my henchman down the stair;
Five-O caught up to me.
I killed my wife for her affair;
Five-O caught up to me.
Had a bomb I was going to plant;
Smuggled gold inside my pants;
I found a mob boss to supplant;
Five-O caught up to me.
Oh, I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
Five-O and the fuzz are mad.
I’m gettin’ booked for Christmas
‘Cause I’ve been both evil and bad.
So follow the law whatever you do 'Cause if you break it, I'm warning you, Steve will book ya for Christmas.